Cocktail

From WWR

Contents 1 Classic Margarita 2 Classic Scotch 3 Highball 4 Beer Cocktail

Classic Margarita

• Two parts Tequila
• One part Triple Sec
• One part sweetened pure lime juice (not too sweet)

Pour over ice, stir, drink.

Classic Scotch

1. Take a glass.
2. (Optional) Put some ice in the glass.
3. Pour some Scotch into the glass. If it's your first drink, use a good single-malt Scotch. After the first one, it doesn't matter. You can even use Clan McGreggor, which comes in an economy-size green plastic bottle.
4. (Optional) Add a splash of water to the glass.
5. Drink it.

Repeat Steps 1-5 as required.

Highball

1. Fill highball glass with ice
2. Pour in some bourbon
3. Fill remainder of glass with ginger-ale
4. Add a lemon twist if you like

(Do it eight times, and it's an 8-ball.)

Beer Cocktail

• Go to Fridge
• Get bottle of beer
• Remove bottle cap using either a bottle opener or twist off
• Tilt bottle into mouth
• Enjoy
• (for Mexican twist - squeeze a 1/8th of lime into bottle)