Stick your pin in the new Wheathead map!
Throne
From WWR
Okay everyone - we need your cute and creative ideas! This is the new Whole Wheat Radio Throne - also called the Donation Bucket. It is going to be mounted somewhere in the main WWR Palace. It's purpose is to relieve people of their hard earned cash ... and support Whole Wheat Radio.
When we host musical and arts events, we don't take any portion of the proceeds. But people often ask how they can support us. Now we can point to the Throne and say cute things like "Go ahead and piss us a five!" or "Thanks for helping pay the electric bills so this place doesn't become a dump!" HAHAHAHA -
Anyway, how about listing your cute little sayings or ideas of how we can draw attention to the Throne while at the same time keeping it light and humorous. A little known fact is that people are much more likely to part with their money when they're laughing.
We'll put your pithy little sayings on pieces of paper and tape them all over the Throne. We'll even give you credit if you sign your name ... which should make anyone's day a little 'flusher' ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ohhhhhhhh .....
- I GOT IT ..... Here we go .... ' F@ck the R.I.A.A ---- Support INDIES ! They need the money more !! ( Ms.Divvie)
- We won't flush it away!This will provide musical Paper for the Wheat Palace outhouse parties ! ( Ms.Divvie )
- Don't piss your money away on beer - support Whole Wheat Radio!
- Mr. Monkey says: "What a crappy idea!"
- Give 'til you puke!
- Here lies the fertilizer that keeps WWR alive...
- WWR's version of The Alaskan Honey Bucket
- Isn't keeping the toilet seat up, bad Fung Shei
- Please deposit.
- I'm flush!
- What a DUMP!
- Fertilize me.
- This is NOT A WORKING TOILET!
- We don't broadcast in your toilet ... please don't pee in our donation bucket! (( This my Favorite )) LOL
- All that Whole Wheat has to go somewhere...
- Contribute to our "movement"!
- Shit Doesn't Happen (if you don't contribute)
- Plunder for the Porcelain God!
- Just say NO to floaters!
- Pinch one off for Whole Wheat Radio!
- Don't just sit there broken hearted, give some money get things started.
- Help reduce WWR's over-Head
- The WRS, Wheathead Revenue Shitter (System, Syphon, Support)
- The WWR Bank, at least you know what we do with your sawbacks
- Nothing like a little Wheat in your diet to overcome that monetary constipation!
- Turd Blossom; Texan term for a flower which grows from a pile of cow dung
- Wallet leakage accepted here!
- No Shit! Donate to WWR
- Dump Your Spare Change Here !! And Watch Jim Get it out with His Bare Hands !!
- Drop some dead presidents off at the pool
- Got the runs of the wallet?
- Deposit used paper here.
- Make a Wish!
- We Aim to Please! So Please Aim Too!
- NO hugging!
- Keep giving until we're flush!
- We have money coming out the wazoo!
